Things Wizards are Responsible For

(ie, the "it" in "wizards did it")

1. Everything

Things NOT to Dip Your Turtle In

1. Fondue
2. Alligators
3. Zebras
4. Milt Romney's chin
5. Finnegans Wake
6. Other Turtles
7. Alligators
8. Crocodiles
9. Caimans
10. Primordial Soup

10 Things This Blog is Not

1. A Zebra
2. 2 Zebras
3. "most high heaven the skysign of soft advertisement!" - James Joyce
4. Your Mother
5. 5 Zebras
6. an allegorical representation of 2 larks discussing Finnegans Wake
7. a guide to identifying trees at great distances
8. a larch
9. my morning cup of coffee
10. pretentious